Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2002

Transcript:

"Where were you?" "Jumping off our roof." "Jumping off what??" "Relax...I wore my cap o' immortality, and therefore, I am fine..." "...which, unfortunately, is not the case for our neighbor's sleeping chihuahua." "Pepe??" "He coulda used his own cap o' immortality."