Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 18, 2002
Transcript:
"You said this was Barry Bonds' 74th home-run ball from last season, but Goat says he didn't hit 74, so I want my money back." "Gosh...I think Goat's right...This appears to be the 75TH home-run ball...I'm gonna have to charge you a LOT more money." "Do you take checks?"
i meant butthole