Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 28, 2002
April 27, 2002
April 29, 2002
Transcript:
"Everybody says you shouldn't be judgmental, but how can you help it when life is filled with so many idiots?" "Thus, I will now wear a bag and earplugs." "What will that do?" "Well, if I can't see the morons, I can't judge the stupid things they do..." "...And if I can't hear the morons, I can't judge the stupid things they say." "You smell."
Being in that bag, he’s probably smelling himself.