Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 19, 2002
May 18, 2002
May 20, 2002
Transcript:
"Hello, hello!!!!" "What city, please?" "Albany!!" "What's your listing?" "Listing? What do you need a listing for?" "Sir, I can't help you without a listing." "Fine, fine okay uhhhhh...Number One...BIG FIRE!! Number Two...Neighbor's house!! Number Three...HURRY!!!" "Sir..." "Yes, ma'am?" "This is 4-1-1." "I know that, ma'am..." "Well, the number for emergencies is 9-1-1." "Ohhhhhh..." "Well, have I got a funny story to tell you..."
I love pretty close to Albany. I thought I smelled smoke the other day. Probably just that fork I left in the toaster