Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 28, 2002
May 27, 2002
May 29, 2002
Transcript:
"And so the guy says, 'Sorry, sir, all passengers carry-on items must go through the x-ray machine...'" "What'd you do?" "I grabbed my suitcase with both hands and gave a big speech about how sad it is that no one can trust anyone anymore." "Then what?" "...That's when the suitcase busted open and the six hundred Cuban cigars rolled out."
Then the guns, then the explosives, and the the nukes.