Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 02, 2002

Transcript:

"That stupid public access channel canceled my talk show and replaced it with some instructional show on cheerleading." "Cheerleading?" "Yeah, can you imagine that? As if some moron's gonna sit in his living room and learn to be a cheerleader." "PUSH 'EM BACK!! PUSH 'EM BACK!! WAAAAAAY BACK!!"