Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 05, 2002
September 04, 2002
September 06, 2002
Transcript:
"I got called for jury duty." "Did they assign you to a case yet?" "No. You have to meet all these ridiculously rigid qualifications." "...And as a juror, could you be fair and impartial?" "Sure...if the price is right." "Next."
I’ll try that line next time I get called.