Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 06, 2003
February 05, 2003
February 07, 2003
Transcript:
"I heard you got fired from your janitor job at the museum." "I did...But I got a new job at a modern art museum across town." "How's it going?" "Pretty good...But I misplaced my stupid mop today." "Stunning."
I have worked at a modern art museum, and this is a true story. I was looking at the rooms, and saw there was a stack of three dusty, blue crates in the corner of the room. I mentioned to the curator that we may want to move those to the back, and then he got all offended, telling me that WAS the art