Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 02, 2003
March 01, 2003
March 03, 2003
Transcript:
"Who are all these guys?" "Immigrants...There are too many people in this country, so I'm sending back the foreigners." "Let's see now...Who are you?" "Jacques...I am French..." "French. French...Ah, from France...Back you go, Monsieur oui oui." "I'm Tony...I'm Italian." "Italian, Huh?...Ah, Italy...Off you go, Geppetto." "I'm Yanni....I'm Greek..." "Greek...Greek...Ahh, from Greece...So long, Socrates." "Chief Eagle Cloud...Sioux." "Sioux...Sioux...Wait a minute....I don't have you on my list." "Loooooooove that feta cheese."
Well, even then the Native Americans didn’t used to live here, so… we all started in what’s now Saudi Arabia and spread from there.