Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 28, 2003

Transcript:

"Gee, Mister, you look real sad." "I am. I lost my job. I lost my wife. And I almost got cooked in a microwave oven." "That's bad. You should've gone to the county fair with me...Look at this great balloon I got...Hey, mind holding it while I tie my shoe?" "Fine." "THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK." "Geez, you can't trust anyone." "...Hey, who busted the ceiling fan?"