Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 08, 2003

Transcript:

"Zebra, the online advice columnist." "To: Ask Zebra." "From: Hert Zebra." "Subj: My Feelings." "When the hieeas eet us, they laff. This reely hertz my feelings. Am I noremal???" "Hear Hurt, You are not alone. Zebras are sensitive, caring beings, and it hurts to be laughed at. You should tell the hyenas how you feel." "TYPE TYPE TYPE." "Oh, yeeeeeess...Tell 'dem how you feeeeeel..." "HAHAHAHA!! Send another!! Send another!!"