Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 29, 2003
May 28, 2003
May 30, 2003
Transcript:
"Tell me, Shamus, Patron Saint of the Monkeys...Do monkeys sin?"
"Oh, yes...especially the rhesus."
"And they confess to you?"
"Yes...If they want to achieve inner peace."
"Rhesus peace?"
"No thanks...I don't eat chocolate."
Okay this is offensive to the Catholic Faith.