Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 03, 2003
June 02, 2003
June 04, 2003
Transcript:
"I've just done a study of everyone in a relationship who's ever said, 'I'll love you forever.'" "What for?" "Well, I wanted to try and calculate an average for just how long 'forever' was." "What'd you find?" "It's seven months." "That's not very forever." "No, but 'forever and ever' buys you another six weeks."
Definitely have to be surveying a lot of teenagers. Hormones and forever don’t mix very well.