Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 14, 2003
Transcript:
"Listen, Floyd, you are not allowed to possess weapons of mass destruction." "Why not? You've got one." "Because I am responsible and I love peace." "You threatened to drop it on me because my kumquat tree was dropping kumquats on your lawn." "I love peace, not kumquats."
And then they drop the bombs and it becomes Fallout: Pearls Before Swine