Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 09, 2003
Transcript:
"Hey, isn't that David Justice, the baseball star?" "Yeah, and look at that big plate of peas he's eating." "I'll wait 'til he's done and grab some leftover peas for a souvenir." "No, you won't. The waitress just took his plate and now he's leaving." "Nuts." "...No justice, no peas."
I thought it was peas, not nuts.