Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 26, 2003

Transcript:

"Dear C.N.N., I like your news, but every now and then, this real deep voice comes on and says, 'This is C.N.N." This raises an obvious question." "...Why is Darth Vader doing your promos?" "P.S. Please buy some pants for Mr. King."