Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 05, 2003
October 04, 2003
October 06, 2003
Transcript:
"Winston Churchill said, 'A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." "So lies don't have to put on pants in the morning?" "No, you dumb pig." "...And they don't shower?" "No, you moron." "And they don't put on deodorant?" "No! No! No! Lies don't shower or put on deodorant or wear pants!!" "That's a dirty, stinking, naked lie." "....The truth hurts....."
The basic tenet of Trump’s campaign.