Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 23, 2003

Transcript:

"I took your pet fly Cubby to the strip club." "Did he have a good time?" "Too good...he got so excited that he flew off his bar stool and groped one of the dancers." "What? So what happened?" "Trixie smooshed him." "Smooshed him??" "He died a happy fly."