Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 07, 2003
Transcript:
"This is our new suggestion box. When one of us has a little issue with the other guy, he can just drop an anonymous note in here." "Oh, look!...There's one in there now!" "Ahhh, yes...it says, 'The pig is a big, fat moron.'" "I wish I knew who wrote that."
Technically, Pastis wrote it.