Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 09, 2003

Transcript:

"Pig visits a slaughterhouse" "I can't believe you want to go home with me, Lulu. No girl has ever wanted to go home with me...are you sure you want to do that?" "Well, I've given it a lot of thought, and it's either that, or stay here and get knocked over the head, thrown into boiling water and made into a sausage link." "You're making the right choice."