Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 16, 2004

Transcript:

"I hear your fellow zebras are trying to make the watering hole safer." "Yeah, they got the crocodiles to divide it into two sections: Chomping and Non-Chomping." "The crocodiles can only eat eat you in the chomping section. So if you want to enjoy the watering hole in peace, you just pick the non-chomping section." "And how's it going?" "I'm sorry. That section's full. But we've got a lovely table across the room."