Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 08, 2004
Transcript:
"Pig, this is all moving much too fast." "But we're perfect for each other, Ms. Bootyworth... We have so much in common." "Like what?" "Well, for one thing, if you open either one of our heads, you won't find a brain." "How flattering." "Oh... And we're both fat."
You do realize that she is being completely sarcastic, right? She doesn’t think what he’s telling her are complements at all…