Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 17, 2004
Transcript:
"At the dumb guys convention" "...Finally, folks, a quick word about tonight's buffet dinner..." "As you know, we did not pass out instructions this year... We are hoping that the concept of putting food on your plate and taking it back to your table is self-explanatory." "...I said, when I'm finished, pal." "Chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew"
P.P.S. NOBODY CARES!