Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 25, 2004
July 24, 2004
July 26, 2004
Transcript:
"Here's your food, sir...but be very careful...The plate is hot." "Okay." CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP "...That your plate, pal?" "Uh, yeah...It is." "Where'd you get it?" "The waiter guy just handed it to me." "I see...Someone just 'handed' it to you...How convenient...Now stand up and put your hands behind your back. You're under arrest." "But officers, I - " "Save it for the judge, pal...save it for the judge." "You told him it was hot." "They never listen."
they put him under arrest for eating something he was told was hot