Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 26, 2004
"Rat's Run for the Presidency" "Sir, you've made your feelings quite clear on France...but what about pther issues, like gun control?" "I'm against gun control...in fact, I'm against all control...mind control, self control, birth control, and ground control to Major Tom." "...And we thought Dean was nuts." "Yaaaaaaaaaa"
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