Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 28, 2004
October 27, 2004
October 29, 2004
Transcript:
"Rat's Run for the Presidency" "Sir, if elected on your anti-France platform, what else will you try to do?" "Well, you've heard of changing "French Fries" to "Freedom Fries" but I'll expand that to other things." "Such as what, Sir?" "Well, Larry Bird will now be from "Freedom" Lick, Indiana...Mr. France, the butler from "A Family Affair," will now be "Mr. Freedom," and a kiss involving tongue will now be..." "Guess..."A Freedom Kiss," Sir?" "C.N.N.'s Paula Zahn please come to the front for a demonstration?"
You could just say “chips” and “snog”, like the Brits do.