Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2005
Transcript:
Rat's Book Signing "Hello, sir... WOuld you like to buy a book of my friend's comic strip?" "Comic strip? What's a comic strip?" "It was once thriving medium killed by decades of mediocrity, fueled by the insidious tradition of older strips never going away, resulting in an apathetic generation of younder readers who no longer have reason to even open their newspaper." "Newspaper?"
Ah…. no. Not true. That guy’s just a @%$#%^& idiot.