Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 09, 2005
April 08, 2005
April 10, 2005
Transcript:
"Dear Tiger Woods, Ever since you got married to that hot Swedish model, you have not won as many golf tournaments." "Do you ever sit around the house in a stained undershirt and yell, "WOMAN!...YOU'RE DESTROYING ME!...?" "...P.S. Let's get a beer some time."
Well, his wife wanted to destroy HIM with his golf clubs…so she took rats advice first…kinda….minus the stained shirt.