Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 20, 2005
May 19, 2005
May 21, 2005
Transcript:
"Dear Angelina Jolie, I love you. You are the most beautiful woman in the United States of America to the Republic for which it stands." "You stupid pig...you think it's romantic to lapse into the Pledge of Allegiance when writing love letters to hot chicks, don't you? How dumb can you be?" "Uhh...I...no/..I musta just goofed...heh heh heh heh." "Dear Halle Berry, I love you. Please marry me so we can be indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
The really unromantic part is the fact that he’s writing love letters to two different women. Not so indivisible after all. I’d except this of rat, but of pig?