Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 15, 2005
October 14, 2005
October 16, 2005
Transcript:
"Leesten, zeeba...Me watch 'Dr. Phil', T.V. self-help goowoo, and he always say ees good be honest wid udders. So here I goze.........Me want keel you." "How nice...And let me be honest with you...I hope you starve, you sad, moronic beast." "...Dat comment totally inappwopwiate." "Ees okay, Bob. Me here for you."
Zebra needs a guard duck.