Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 20, 2005
Transcript:
"Pearl's Journey across America..." "THE STONE PEOPLE WILL KILL US!! THEY'LL TEAR US LIMB FROM LIIIIIIIIIIIIMB!!!!" "Pig, Pig, Pig...Calm down...Relax...Nobody's gonna hurt you...you're Okay, Pig...You're Okay." "THE STONE PEOPLE WILL KILL US!! THEY WILL POP US LIKE GRAAAAPES!!!" "...Told you Mt. Rushmore would freak him out..."
So where are these guys from, that they have to pass Mt. Rushmore to get to Cali? Either North Dakota, eastern South Dakota, or Minnesota. Narrowing it down…