Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 04, 2005

Transcript:

"Hello, my son...I've come for a visit. There's an ugly rumor floating around the crocodile community that you are having trouble catching your own food. Tell me this is untrue. Relieve me of my shame..." "Heeeeey, Frankie Baby...here's your pepperoni and the side of breadsticks...and check it, Bro...boss says no charge...he says anyone who orders pizza every night for seven straight weeks deserves one on the house now and then. Anyhow, say hi to Bob, Fred and Jojo for me." "My shame is not relieved." "Dat guy obviously confused."