Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 21, 2005

Transcript:

"Dude...what's up with this? There's no cream in my coffee." "We ran out...but I could go to the store and get some." "The grocery store's on the other side of town...my coffee will get cold." "No...there's a place just down the block that sells it." "There's no place on our block that sells cream." "Sure there is...in fact, there's a big sign out front..."Crematorium."" "...That oughta make for an interesting exchange."