Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 27, 2005

Transcript:

"Okay, crocodile neighbor, listen...you and your pals have terrorized the zebras for far too long...so we're going eat YOU for a change." "But nobody eat crockydile." "Yeah, well that's gonna change...we've got numbers." "No...no...nobody eat crockydile 'cuz we no taste too gud." "That's a bluff...I bet you taste fine." "Hey, not to interrupt, but I've actually heard that." "Heard what?" "That they taste bad. Seriously. I think I saw it on 'Oprah.'" "Alright. Fine. We'll taste him....Gene, lick the crocodile..." *Liiiiiick* "Duuuuuude...that's FOUL...REPULSIVE...and holy smokes, does this guy REEK...Let's get outta here before I hurl..." "...Me don't know whether cheer or have beeg cry."