Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 09, 2005

Transcript:

"Isn't it great how every time the pentagon does something wrong, they get to investigate it themselves? We should let guys who rob '7-11's do that..." "'Sir, I looked into it, and discovered I was nowhere near that convenience store on the night in question...I'm free to go.'" "Sure would unclog the courts."