Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 16, 2006
February 15, 2006
February 17, 2006
Transcript:
"I have concluded that since I have so much trouble succeeding in life, I shall surround myself with friends who are abject failures." "Why?" "Because as bas as things may get for me, I'm better than them. Thus, their incomparable failure provides me with the illusion of success, and illusion is good enough for me." "But where will you find friends like that?" "Who's my best friend. Big guy?" "That's me, pall... That's me!!" "It's not hard."
Oh my gosh…….. Rat SMILED!
THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!
That and he just agreed to Pig being his best friend……