Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 18, 2006

Transcript:

"Hey there, Rat buddy, what are you writing?" "It's a self-help book. I call it, "Rat's Guide to Being Happy." "What have you written so far?" "To achieve happiness, spend $29.95 on this book." "How does that make other people happy?" "Who said anything about other people?"