Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2006
Transcript:
"Howdydoooo, neighbor.. Listen, the power's out at my house and my generator just went kaput. Can I borrow yours?" "Will you please stop acting like we have a normal neighbor relationship? You eat me. I know that." "It doesn't me we can't be friends." "Yes it does... Friends don't eat friends! If you want to be friends and borrow generators, you can start by taking the simple step of promising never to eat me. How does that sound?!" "Sounds like I'm buying a new generator."
the look of pure shock on that poor seal’s face