Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 11, 2006

Transcript:

"Well, hello there, Rat... Have you met my new poodle?.. I can't decide if I should name her 'Bouncy', 'Peppy', or 'Happy Snappy'... What do you think?..." "Who gives a @#*#?" "Please excuse my dog o'abject despondency."