Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 29, 2006
March 28, 2006
March 30, 2006
Transcript:
"What are you doing, Rat?" "Raising money to send 'Bic' razors to Europe... The women there are not shaving their armpits." "Buy Lemonade $1.00 'Save the girls of Europe'" "So?" "Listen, moron... If God had meant women to have hair in their armpits, he would have made them that way." "Buy Lemonade $1.00 'Save the girls of Europe'" "Uh. He did." "Alright, fine... Then it's a mistake, like those backward kneecaps on flamingos." "Buy Lemonade $1.00 'Save the girls of Europe'"
god does not make mistakes because he does not exist.