Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 15, 2006

Transcript:

"Hey, Patty Possum... Why the long black veil?" "Ohh, Pig... Boohoo, my husband George died... Boohoo." "Oh, Patty! I'm so sorry. I had no idea... When did-" "Riiiiing... Riiiiing... Riiiiing..." "Excuse me, Pig." "...Hello?... Yes... Uh huh... Yes... Uh huh... Okay. Bye..." "...He was faking."