Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 14, 2006
June 13, 2006
June 15, 2006
Transcript:
"Hello?" "Sir, this is Manny, from 'Manny's Yard Service'... Listen, I just wanted to let you know that Jorge will no longer be maintaining your bougainvullea." "What?? Why not? I love Jorge." "Sir." "Did it grow too big?" "Sir." "Did I miss a payment?" "Sir." "I mean, I-" "Sir!" "Someone shot Jorge in the @#@#*#@# rump, sir!!!" "...If you must know, his weedwhacker spooked me." "Beware of duck"
guard duck has a five o ’ clock shadow