Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 24, 2006

Transcript:

"Dear Pa. Life in the service is hard. Long days. Life in danger. Never knowing what will happen next." "Then there's that @#*# enemy... Never fighting in the open. Stupid cowards. I'd like to line 'em all up and shoot every last one of-" "...I'm sorry." "But you need to know that shooting the Alberts' garage with a rocket-launcher is not acceptable." "Then there's the brass. Always busting my @##."