Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 24, 2006
August 23, 2006
August 25, 2006
Transcript:
"Sir, good morning, sir...At approximately 2300 last night, one of the Foggini kids threw a projectile at our base." "What did they throw?" "This, sir...Fortunately, it landed on soft grass and did not break." "But it's just an egg." "Sir, I'm a duck, sir...This could be kin! You don't see me throwing pregnant Italian women at their porch, do you?!?!" "Whoa whoa whoa...Take it eeeeasy, li'l guard duck." "Thank you, sir...but I can do without the man hug."
Not exactly. Surnames ending with a vowel often indicate Italian heritage.