Transcript:
"Sir, Good morning sir...at approximately 0300 last night, three teens in a camaro threw some lit piccolo petes into our tulip bed." "Aren't those just fireworks?" "Sir, these things can escalate." "How do you know?" USA "I escalate them."
Pastis says “three teens in a camaro" is a reference to himself when he was younger doing some things parents may not approve of with his relatives? friends? i forgot