Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 27, 2006
Transcript:
"Sir, a confidential source informs me that your neighbors are planning to threaten you." "Is that so?" "Yes. The plan is to extort concessions. To take what is not theirs. They've even given it a code name..." "'Halloween'." "I admire your coolness under fire, sir."
Guard duck is going to have a conniption when he sees a bunch of “disguised potential threats” gallivanting around the neighborhood demanding candy