Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 22, 2006
"Looks like 'Pearls' finished sixteenth out of twenty strips in this newspaper's comics poll... the over-65 vote is just killing you." "'Pearls' Cartoonist Stephan Pastis" "What do you want me to do? Draw a strip like 'Pickles' about a couple of older people just to pick up votes?" "'Pickles' finished first." "I lost my glasses, Opal." "Check your face, Earl."