Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 29, 2006
Transcript:
"Okay guys, listen... your job is to find all the folks who take offense at a comic strip and show them how tame newspaper comics are compared to cartoons on T.V." S. PASTIS "So show 'em this 'Simpsons' DVD." "<i>Me LOVE dem!</i>" "Then some 'Family Guy.'" "<i>Dey GREAT!</I>" "Then this 'South Park.'" "<i>Heelarius!</i>" "Then my book." *CRICKETS* "You steenk." "Yeah. You no 'Mark Trail.'"
Jeez, I HATE Mark Trail. And somehow it takes up a full half of my newspaper’s page when the next biggest strip is a quarter-page.