Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 06, 2007
Transcript:
"Can I help- oh, great... <i>you</i> again..." "Please, sir... do not prejudge me... I would like to purchase a gun in order to prevent crime." "WALMARTOPIALAND GUNS" "Oh?... And what crime is that?" "The crime of my breaking into your establishment late at night to steal a gun that an idiot named you refused to sell me legally." "So much for the diplomatic approach."
Sound logic.