Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 03, 2007
Transcript:
"Greetings, my son... Welcome to 'Rat's Enlightenment Center for the Lifting of Spirits'..." "What are you doing now, Rat?" Enlightenment Center $100 "You give me a hundred dollars. I take your hundred dollars. Spirits are lifted." "<I>Whose</i> spirits are lifted?" "You may not be ready for enlightenment."
And with that $100 rat can lift some spirits from the liquor shop…